Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
There are a few things in life so beautiful they hurt: swimming in the ocean while it rains, reading alone in empty libraries, the sea of stars that appear when you’re miles away from the neon lights of the city, bars after 2am, walking in the wilderness, all the phases of the moon, the things we do not know about the universe, and you.
The latest ‘reason why Dan’s a fail’ that ruins my life - I mumble.
I feel like this video was both highly relatable and uncomfortably sexual at the same time.
my work here is done